Wednesday, January 24, 2007
do the men ever get it?
just had 7th month at graze where i devoured eight atlantic scallops. but i have this feeling that i'll get hungry near supper time. the thing about fine/finer dining is that, they have teenier portions suitable for glam AND skinny people. but i like the place, and its near hall. i like the fact they screen black and white flicks, and that they have funny waiters in training who are so blur they leave out the pen when you're supposed to sign the bill, then ask YOU which of the receipts they should keep and which should they give you. haha cute right.
plus plus! ive new heels from ninewest! they're from the bf. they're really pretty, defines the contours of your calves, super matchable with clothes, empowers you (or at least they make you feel so), makes you taller, makes you feel femme fatale-ish and they are just classically nice. i love them (and so does jackie. haha) HOWEVER... from the following you're going to find out why men do not get women, and shoes.
first, men cannot tell one shoe from another.
the bf had to call jackie to rescue him from the mass of shoes cos as much as he thought he had an image in his head, they all looked similar at the shop.
second, men have problems conversing at times.
jackie: "she was trying on the display size the other time but it was a bit small you know!"
bf: "but can fit in right?? thats all i need to know." (ok la got to justify that a little, there was no more one size bigger)
third, men cannot listen.
the sales girl said not to buy it if its the wrong size. but he still held on to the can squeeze feet in means can wear theory.
and so, now i have a pair of very pretty heels, which are too small (?!?!) shall try to see if i can erm, enlarge it in any possible way. i will contemplate binding my feet like those ancient chinese princesses if need be, must fit into those heels. ok just kidding.
10:16 PM
chomping on cheesecakes
0 candypops
eat a candypop